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Created at: March 14, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 20- Useless Inventions #2

I have been sorely disappointed by my call at the end of my rant, Useless Inventions #1, for comments on what you readers believe could be a useless invention. I had hoped there would be...

Created at: February 29, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 19- My Mistake

I made a big mistake. I answered my phone and I said, “yes.” I hope it never happens again but I’m pretty sure it will. I just can’t help myself. The phone rang. I just...

Created at: February 21, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 18- Useless Inventions #1

Some inventions are quite handy. Take electric toothbrushes, for instance. I used to think they were just for lazy people, but my dentist assures me that they do a far better job than the manual...

Created at: February 14, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 17-They Want It All

Well, the big distraction is over, and it is time for another rant. This one is a doosey!

Created at: February 1, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 16- Bah Humbug

Today, I’m going to be a curmudgeon. A lot of people are going to take issue with what I have to say. It doesn’t matter. I’m going to say it anyway. I hate holidays. Even...

Created at: January 25, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 15- Downsizing

Thinking on the throne can be dangerous.

Created at: January 6, 2024

Rants in the Pants Episode 14- Figured it Out!

Rants in the Pants, Episode 14 I believe I have figured out what is going on with the world today. It took me some time, but I figured out three different reasons that could be...

Created at: November 16, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 13-Don’t Tell Me What to do!

I don’t like being told what to do! A few days ago, I bought a car. My old one had decomposed and though I loved it dearly, what can you do with a bucket of...

Created at: October 12, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 12- Banned and not Banned

My bowels got in an uproar shortly after I got up this morning. No, it wasn’t the chile verde I ate too much of last night. (Damn it was good. I’ve spent 10 years refining...