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Created at: October 12, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 12- Banned and not Banned

My bowels got in an uproar shortly after I got up this morning. No, it wasn’t the chile verde I ate too much of last night. (Damn it was good. I’ve spent 10 years refining...

Created at: October 3, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 11-Ads for Elders

The internet is a never-ending circus of amazement and amusement. It is also the source of today’s rant which started when I came across an ad on my timeline for hearing aids. I keep getting...

Created at: September 24, 2023

Rants in the Pants

Episode 10- Frustration Sometimes I get so angry, I could chew nails. Today, I would chew nails but my hair is on fire. Add an unhealthy dose of confusion to that and you have my...

Created at: September 15, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 9 Bomb Shell Revelation Linking Dinosaur Extinction to Climate Boiling

We know now that cows must go because of the methane they emit at the posterior as well as the carbon dioxide they emit when they breathe. It has been hinted that other animals will...

Created at: September 11, 2023

Rants in the Pants Episode 8

I have spent my life as a mostly law-abiding citizen who has never done anything to result in my incarceration. Prison is not for me. However, if, God willing, I keep on living for a...

Created at: August 20, 2023

Episode 7 I want to take this episode to congratulate some folks on their selflessness and downright heroic actions having to do with climate change. These people have been jetting around the globe in their...

Created at: August 20, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 6

Episode 6 Gomer Pyle said, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what’s inside.” I opened my box of chocolates and the one I picked had a ten-ring circus in it. I’m...

Created at: August 20, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 5

Episode 5 I am confused and I’ll bet you are too. If you aren’t, then something is wrong. My confusion, and possibly yours as well, started four or five years back when Portland, Oregon was...

Created at: July 21, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 4

My favorite subject is food. I like to eat. Give me a bag of chips and some dip and I’ll be as happy as a cat in a box factory. While you are at it,...