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Created at: August 20, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 6

Episode 6 Gomer Pyle said, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what’s inside.” I opened my box of chocolates and the one I picked had a ten-ring circus in it. I’m...

Created at: August 20, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 5

Episode 5 I am confused and I’ll bet you are too. If you aren’t, then something is wrong. My confusion, and possibly yours as well, started four or five years back when Portland, Oregon was...

Created at: July 21, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 4

My favorite subject is food. I like to eat. Give me a bag of chips and some dip and I’ll be as happy as a cat in a box factory. While you are at it,...

Created at: July 16, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 3

I had something real important to write about but it slipped my mind when I discovered a question asked me by one of my fans. I can assure you that most of the questions you...

Created at: June 28, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 2

I really messed up last time. Let the air right out of the piece I did. Your first question would be, “Was that air tainted with dangerous CO2 and killer methane?” I can unequivocally state...

Created at: June 8, 2023

Rants in the Pants, Episode 1

It has come to my attention that cows fart and produce methane that will warm the earth and this is why we need to stop eating meat and dairy. It occurs to me that we...