Episode 10- Frustration

Sometimes I get so angry, I could chew nails. Today, I would chew nails but my hair is on fire. Add an unhealthy dose of confusion to that and you have my current status. What could upset me so much? MFA, also known as 2FA. I didn’t know what this meant either= Two Factor Authentication and Multi Factor Authentication. I have other names for these processes but I won’t print them here. Use the letters provided and your imagination and you will come close.

When they first announced that this was going to be used, it seemed soft and cuddly yet protective of my privacy. My arms opened wide to this innovation in online protection. What turned me against it? Here’s the story:

I wanted to get into my bank account so I went to the site, entered the proper username and password and a window came up announcing that I would have to use 2FA. Yes! I was being protected. The code was sent to my email, so I opened the email up and by golly, it was requiring 2FA as well. In order to get into my bank account, I was going to have to get the code to enter my email so I could get the other code to enter my bank account. Luckily, I had a second email and that was where I had chosen to have my code sent for my other email. When I got to my second email, however, it also chose to require a 2FA. The code was sent to my other email which I could not enter because I couldn’t get the code out of the second email account because of 2FA. I went back to each page hoping that one of them had a little box you could check that would text the code for that site to my phone. One of them did.

I checked the box to have the code sent to my phone that would allow me to get into that email so I could get the code to open the other email to get the code to get into my bank account. I breathed a sigh of relief and waited. My phone did not beep to tell me I had a message.

I waited some more. No beep.

 I checked the phone and the battery was dead.

They call all these things we can’t wait to buy into “modern conveniences.” Could someone please explain how this is convenient?

We know now that cows must go because of the methane they emit at the posterior as well as the carbon dioxide they emit when they breathe. It has been hinted that other animals will need to be euthanized as well including sheep, pigs, goats, dogs, cats and a host of other methane and CO2 producing beings. Cows are especially bad for the environment as they are larger, have a higher body temperature and thus emit more noxious gases per pound than most animals. These facts have been presented to us through the WEF by bonner fide experts, learned people we should not question.

With these facts in mind, I want to take you back in time a few million years when behemoths walked the earth. The largest of these animals, whose weight is measured in tons and not pounds, were plant eaters and boy did they consume the plants! They also consumed the oxygen turning it into CO2. Can you imagine how much each of these humongous beasts produced? No, it’s beyond comprehension. But what came out the back end was a tremendous amount of methane that accumulated in the atmosphere. As these gigantic beasts multiplied, the load increased even more.

Now the meat eaters were not exactly blameless. They released a lot of CO2 and methane as well, just not as much per pound as the plant eaters. The accumulation of these gases led to a rise in the planet’s temperature as well as a rise in the toxicity of the atmosphere. To be succinct, it wasn’t a meteor or any other cause that made the dinosaurs extinct. It was the accumulation of heat and toxic air from their breathing and farting that did them in.

In order to escape this trap, we have to use our innate intelligence which is saying get rid of the animals listed above to prevent the build-up of greenhouse gases and the destruction of our species. After some thought and looking at the data above, I think we also might add vegetarians to the list.

To those of you who might be skeptical of my conclusions, the data is revealed above. More of it cannot be made public as it will infringe on proprietary data copyrights or the security of fabricated government prevarications. As I have said before, I am an expert. Trust me. If you wish, visit:

My impressive credentials detailed here should put an end to your skepticism.