Ira L. White

Created at: May 12, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 118-Money Talks

I was walking to pay a bill. It wasn’t far, so I walked to save gas. With the prices so high, I do all I can to save that precious commodity. I might also mention...

Created at: May 5, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 117-Crazy Drive or Driving Crazy

It was a frustrating morning. I spent most of the morning trying to get into my bank account. I entered my user name and password and got a message “access denied, wrong password.” How the...

Created at: April 28, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 116-Coincidence

We had a nice day the other day. The sun was shining through the chemtrails, the half dozen birds still alive were singing, and I was frying chicken with the kitchen window open. A fellow...

Created at: April 21, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 115-Predicting My Future

The first time my future was predicted was by my mother. She told me, “If you don’t clean up that mess like I told you, I can tell you what will happen next.” Well, I...

Created at: April 14, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 114-Hopium for the Masses

I’m not going to ask you to give up hope, but I will explain how your hope is being used to addict you which is a way of using it against you. Hope is something...

Created at: April 7, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 113-Weaponizing the Apocalypse

First of all, I want to clarify what is meant by weaponizing a word. No, it doesn’t mean making a word shoot you in the chest or blow you up. The meaning of weaponizing words...

Created at: March 31, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 112-Gassed and Hornswoggled

Getting gassed used to mean you were drunk and supposedly having fun. Getting gassed these days means a mortgage on your house or possibly selling your first born into slavery to pay for a fill-up....

Created at: March 24, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 111-Ranting on Me

Yep this rant’s on me. I’ve ranted about most of you enough and it’s time for me to take one for the team. So, what have I got to rant about me? Well, my dishes...

Created at: March 17, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 110-Flies and Bees

Well, Spring has sprung and soon the weather will warm. The bees and flies will come out in search of their favorite foods. One likes flower nectar, and the other likes horse patooey. You never...