Ira L. White

Created at: June 6, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 120-Data Next Generation

Many of us will remember Data, that cute, not so cuddly android robot from Star Trek Next Generation who wanted to feel emotions like a human. Yeah, he was a gas and lots of fun...

Created at: May 12, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 118-Money Talks

I was walking to pay a bill. It wasn’t far, so I walked to save gas. With the prices so high, I do all I can to save that precious commodity. I might also mention...

Created at: May 5, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 117-Crazy Drive or Driving Crazy

It was a frustrating morning. I spent most of the morning trying to get into my bank account. I entered my user name and password and got a message “access denied, wrong password.” How the...

Created at: April 28, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 116-Coincidence

We had a nice day the other day. The sun was shining through the chemtrails, the half dozen birds still alive were singing, and I was frying chicken with the kitchen window open. A fellow...

Created at: April 21, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 115-Predicting My Future

The first time my future was predicted was by my mother. She told me, “If you don’t clean up that mess like I told you, I can tell you what will happen next.” Well, I...

Created at: April 14, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 114-Hopium for the Masses

I’m not going to ask you to give up hope, but I will explain how your hope is being used to addict you which is a way of using it against you. Hope is something...

Created at: April 7, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 113-Weaponizing the Apocalypse

First of all, I want to clarify what is meant by weaponizing a word. No, it doesn’t mean making a word shoot you in the chest or blow you up. The meaning of weaponizing words...

Created at: March 31, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 112-Gassed and Hornswoggled

Getting gassed used to mean you were drunk and supposedly having fun. Getting gassed these days means a mortgage on your house or possibly selling your first born into slavery to pay for a fill-up....

Created at: March 24, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 111-Ranting on Me

Yep this rant’s on me. I’ve ranted about most of you enough and it’s time for me to take one for the team. So, what have I got to rant about me? Well, my dishes...