Rants in the Pants

Created at: March 17, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 110-Flies and Bees

Well, Spring has sprung and soon the weather will warm. The bees and flies will come out in search of their favorite foods. One likes flower nectar, and the other likes horse patooey. You never...
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Created at: January 20, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 104-Kids, Yuck?

Kids, who wants them? Little crying, screaming, pooping, peeing things. Then they grow out of the cute stage and wham! You are hit with a ton of financial obligations you never expected. They disrupt your...
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Created at: January 13, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 103-Purrrrfect!

It’s not often a single word can trigger me. I have constructed a skin tough as a titanium shield that keeps me in my zone while deflecting any words that might disturb me. My goal...
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