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Created at: January 27, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 105-Interview with Satan

I have noticed a falling off in my readership lately. I’m not sure if it is because of the season or perhaps some of my rants have hurt the sensibilities of some of my readers....

Created at: January 20, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 104-Kids, Yuck?

Kids, who wants them? Little crying, screaming, pooping, peeing things. Then they grow out of the cute stage and wham! You are hit with a ton of financial obligations you never expected. They disrupt your...

Created at: January 13, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 103-Purrrrfect!

It’s not often a single word can trigger me. I have constructed a skin tough as a titanium shield that keeps me in my zone while deflecting any words that might disturb me. My goal...

Created at: January 6, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 102- Same Old, Same Old

Resolve: To make a firm decision about. Resolution: The act of resolving to do something. A course of action determined or decided upon. We do the same thing every year. Thanksgiving we eat until we...

Created at: December 30, 2025

Rants in the Pants, Episode 101-Santa Sighs

Well, here we are after Christmas belching and farting from all the food we gobbled down. Santa is garaging his sleigh and letting the elves off until after the New Year. The argument over whether...

Created at: December 16, 2025

Rants in the Pants, Episode 100-Who Is Santa?

Who woulda thunk it? Here I am at Rant 100! For this rant, I have a very special Christmas story guaranteed to warm your heart. I won’t be doing a rant next week as it...

Created at: December 10, 2025

Rants in the Pants, Episode 99-Teen Takes a Lickin’ and Keeps on Laughin’

Yes, I missed last week. No rant. Too many things going on. I worked with an artist to get the front and back covers done to my new book, The Children of Raven’s Reach. I...

Created at: November 25, 2025

Rants in the Pants, Episode 98- Pardon My Turkey

While busy writing my book, The Children of Raven’s Reach, I took a moment to check on the status of the turkey the president was slated to pardon. He’s pardoned quite a few people already,...