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Created at: March 31, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 112-Gassed and Hornswoggled

Getting gassed used to mean you were drunk and supposedly having fun. Getting gassed these days means a mortgage on your house or possibly selling your first born into slavery to pay for a fill-up....

Created at: March 24, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 111-Ranting on Me

Yep this rant’s on me. I’ve ranted about most of you enough and it’s time for me to take one for the team. So, what have I got to rant about me? Well, my dishes...

Created at: March 17, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 110-Flies and Bees

Well, Spring has sprung and soon the weather will warm. The bees and flies will come out in search of their favorite foods. One likes flower nectar, and the other likes horse patooey. You never...

Created at: March 10, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 109-Time and Country Joe

I was under the impression that Daylight Savings Time was going to be eliminated. I didn’t hear the big bruhaha that usually happens to clue people in to the change in time. In short, I...

Created at: March 3, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 108-Outrage Outage

The mother of all rants.

Created at: February 24, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 108-AI and Epstein Again

AI is taking part in a conspiracy.

Created at: February 17, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 107-President’s Day, Humbug

Monday we celebrated President’s Day and what a group of presidents we have to celebrate! Below is a bevy of presidents along with their major achievements. Boy, have we got reason to celebrate! President Woodrow...

Created at: February 10, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 106-Epstein Question

I want to start this rant off with a shout out to my friends in Hong Kong, Ireland, Vietnam, Miramar, Australia, Canada, and Peru. Without you I would have a much-reduced audience. Last week I...

Created at: January 27, 2026

Rants in the Pants, Episode 105-Interview with Satan

I have noticed a falling off in my readership lately. I’m not sure if it is because of the season or perhaps some of my rants have hurt the sensibilities of some of my readers....