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Created at: September 4, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 42-Free Peach

I stand with the idea that free peach is the bedrock of our Constipation. Without free peach, all our other nights will fall. Aren’t you tired of seeing or hearing words like this said in...

Created at: August 26, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 41-I’m a Winner!

Last week was a big win for me. I am a winner! It started out with a book scout calling me to ask if I still owned the rights to my book, We Won’t Forget...

Created at: August 22, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 40- Locks Were Made to Pick

Before we get to the present, we’re going to take a little trip back in time. Imagine the person who invented the first lock proudly presenting it to his king. “Your crown jewels and gold...

Created at: August 12, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 39-Flute Music and Cow Pies

I did not write a column last week. I also missed finishing my adventures in Foodland where I nearly bought the farm. I’m sorry. Hopefully, after reading this you will understand and forgive me. You...

Created at: August 1, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 38-Dance and the Fall of Civilization

Sometimes dancing is more than just a dance.

Created at: July 25, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 37- It’s a Scam Sam

An Idiots Guide to Spotting a Scam Now I know I ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I got my friend good the other day. He’s that odd guy who reads books that...

Created at: July 18, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 36-Not Funny

I wasn’t going to write a column this week. I don’t feel witty or humorous at all. The recent assassination attempt on Trump, while not totally unexpected, shocked me as I am sure it shocked...

Created at: July 11, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 35- Don’t Eat the Beans

What does this article have to do with the price of beans? If you stick to the end, I’m sure you will figure it out. My steak and hamburger have been hanging on the edge...

Created at: July 3, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 34-This is Genius!

One cool trick! This is genius! In only a few seconds a day! You’ll never again! How many times have you seen these proclamations or others like them on the web? Psoriasis, restless leg syndrome,...