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Created at: March 19, 2025

Rants in the Pants, Episode 62-Don’t Toss the Baby!

Are you as tired as I am of misleading headlines and photos advertising a video? I saw one where the melting of a glacier appeared to be disclosing a lost civilization. The title read, “Discovery...

Created at: March 11, 2025

Rants in the Pants, Episode 61-Fumbling Bumbling Idiots

When I was a kid, we used to watch Efrem Zimbalist, Jr., in the TV series, The FBI. Glued to our sets, we witnessed agents intently working on saving our government from threats by taking...

Created at: March 6, 2025

Rants in the Pants, Episode 60-Don’t Call Us

I seem to keep coming back to this topic. Perhaps it’s because they can call us any time they like, but getting through to them might take until next Wednesday. It was a normal morning...

Created at: February 26, 2025

Rants in the Pants, Episode 59-Fun House

The Fun House has been a regular attraction at carnivals for years. I’m not sure if they still have them as I haven’t been to a carnival for a very long time. The weird mirrors,...

Created at: February 20, 2025

Rants in the Pants, Episode 58-The Reports of My Death

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” Mark Twain Yes, I’m still here. I’ve had a rough time the last couple of months but I’m still in the game. I want to thank...

Created at: December 17, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 57- Who Is Santa?

I put down the letter I was writing to get busy in the kitchen making hot chocolate for three chilled girls who had just come in from the cold to admire the Christmas tree in...

Created at: December 11, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 56-AI, the New Boss

They say AI is going to take over. Maybe it already has. Reality is getting more difficult to determine. It is certain that many of us are on our way to being relegated to useless...

Created at: December 4, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 55-Cow Farts Again?

I did not wake up this morning and think, “I’ve got to write about cow farts again.” No, that didn’t happen. What did happen was a friend sent me a message telling me that my...

Created at: November 25, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 54-Thanksgiving, All You Need Is Love

I was going to write about how Thanksgiving is the time for families to get together to share love and a good meal. It was going to be all gooshey, and sticky sweet, like many...