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Created at: November 7, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 51- P’nut, TDS, and Exciting New Business Opportunities!

A word of explanation before I start. I used the word, “Exciting,” in my title because that is what the algorithm says will make people stop and look at your piece. The exclamation mark is...

Created at: October 31, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 50-The Kids Are Losing It

The other day was a burn day, so I decided to torch the stack of dry weeds and tree limbs brought down by a storm that I had piled up in my backyard. Luckily, my...

Created at: October 21, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 49-You Got a License for that Bird?

I sincerely regret that chickens and ducks (as well as other birds) will be on the topic for the second rant in a row. I pledge that the next rant will not have anything to...

Created at: October 15, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 48-Two Types of People: Ducks and Chickens

I spend some time each day studying my birds. I receive some banter from a couple of folks who call me the Bird Man of Brownsville. I just let it roll off me like water...

Created at: October 2, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 47-You Got This

If I hear this phrase one more time today, I’m gonna hurl. Aside from the bad grammar, what the hell is it you got? Grammar Nazis hate phrases like this and so do I. A...

Created at: September 25, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 46-Who Are You?

If I were to suggest something musical to listen to while reading this, I would definitely pick “Who Are You,” by the Who. I would suggest this because not only was it a great song,...

Created at: September 19, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Emergency Episode 45-Electronic Fear

I got up this morning, tired after tossing and turning all night. How could I keep myself safe? Idiots are provoking Russia (Of course, because they are evil people!) trying to start a nuclear holocaust....

Created at: September 18, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 44-Words Don’t Fail Me

Words hurt. Words can make a salad. Use them with care.

Created at: September 12, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 43-Earrings and the WWF

When I was a kid, my brother, Dad and I used to watch World Wrestling Federation matches on the TV. It was a hoot! My brother and I were thrilled big time when Dad took...