August 12, 2024

I did not write a column last week. I also missed finishing my adventures in Foodland where I nearly bought the farm. I’m sorry. Hopefully, after reading this you will understand and forgive me. You will also understand what flute music has to do with cow pies. I am always on board to educate. It…

July 25, 2024

An Idiots Guide to Spotting a Scam Now I know I ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I got my friend good the other day. He’s that odd guy who reads books that I told you about in the episode about the Tiny Vampire Season. Well, he ran into my yard as excited…

July 18, 2024

I wasn’t going to write a column this week. I don’t feel witty or humorous at all. The recent assassination attempt on Trump, while not totally unexpected, shocked me as I am sure it shocked you. We live in a country where violence is used when bribery, shaming, blackmail, and indicting don’t work. Violence is…

July 11, 2024

What does this article have to do with the price of beans? If you stick to the end, I’m sure you will figure it out. My steak and hamburger have been hanging on the edge of danger since they decided to move us away from meat and serve bugs, fake meat, and lab grown meat…

July 3, 2024

One cool trick! This is genius! In only a few seconds a day! You’ll never again! How many times have you seen these proclamations or others like them on the web? Psoriasis, restless leg syndrome, nail fungus, allergies, global warming, cooling your room, you name it. If you have a need, they have the solution…

June 25, 2024

Now I know you all are already enjoying eating the bugs. I like the ones that are made into a breakfast cereal much like Rice Krispies. So good with maggot milk! But the fake meat isn’t bad either though I like the lab grown meat better. Well, have I got news for you. There is…

June 20, 2024

We used to call them “fads,” but I don’t know what they call them anymore. Mini skirts were one of my favorites. We used to flash the peace sign and say, “Far out, man.” Some of those fad things lasted longer than others such as the expression, “cool.” It’s still with us to a certain…