Musings

Created at: September 4, 2024

Rants in the Pants, Episode 42-Free Peach

I stand with the idea that free peach is the bedrock of our Constipation. Without free peach, all our other nights will fall. Aren’t you...

Rants in the Pants

Created at: August 26, 2024

Last week was a big win for me. I am a winner! It started out with a book scout calling me to ask if I...

Rants in the Pants

Created at: August 22, 2024

Before we get to the present, we’re going to take a little trip back in time. Imagine the person who invented the first lock proudly...

What's for Dinner?

Created at: August 15, 2024

Food production is not always a walk in the park. Sometimes people get hurt and sometimes people get killed. Besides the rare incident of being...

Rants in the Pants

Created at: August 12, 2024

I did not write a column last week. I also missed finishing my adventures in Foodland where I nearly bought the farm. I’m sorry. Hopefully,...

Rants in the Pants

Created at: August 1, 2024

Sometimes dancing is more than just a dance.

Rants in the Pants

Created at: July 25, 2024

An Idiots Guide to Spotting a Scam Now I know I ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I got my friend good the...

What's for Dinner?

Created at: July 23, 2024

My last post featured my work at a TV dinner plant . The indiscretions I mentioned mostly involved meat. But meat production is not the...

Rants in the Pants

Created at: July 18, 2024

I wasn’t going to write a column this week. I don’t feel witty or humorous at all. The recent assassination attempt on Trump, while not...