Rants in the Pants


Rants in the Pants, Episode 4

By Ira White / July 21, 2023 /

My favorite subject is food. I like to eat. Give me a bag of chips and some dip and I’ll be as happy as a cat in a box factory. While you are at it, lay on me one of those frozen pizzas and a liter of my favorite soft drink. I used to be…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 3

By Ira White / July 16, 2023 /

I had something real important to write about but it slipped my mind when I discovered a question asked me by one of my fans. I can assure you that most of the questions you folks ask are frivolous and unimportant. What is important about when will WWIII start? It will start when it starts.…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 2

By Ira White / June 28, 2023 /

I really messed up last time. Let the air right out of the piece I did. Your first question would be, “Was that air tainted with dangerous CO2 and killer methane?” I can unequivocally state that no CO2 nor killer methane was released when I let the air out of my piece. But thank you…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 1

By Ira White / June 8, 2023 /

It has come to my attention that cows fart and produce methane that will warm the earth and this is why we need to stop eating meat and dairy. It occurs to me that we now have to get rid of cows but we can’t stop there. Other animals fart and release methane as well…

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