Rants in the Pants


Rants in the Pants, Episode 17-They Want It All

By Ira White / February 14, 2024 /

Well, the big distraction is over, and it is time for another rant. This one is a doosey!

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 16- Bah Humbug

By Ira White / February 1, 2024 /

Today, I’m going to be a curmudgeon. A lot of people are going to take issue with what I have to say. It doesn’t matter. I’m going to say it anyway. I hate holidays. Even weekends are awful. There is no rest for the wicked and I must be most wicked to have endured. Part…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 15- Downsizing

By Ira White / January 25, 2024 /

Thinking on the throne can be dangerous.

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Rants in the Pants Episode 14- Figured it Out!

By Ira White / January 6, 2024 /

Rants in the Pants, Episode 14 I believe I have figured out what is going on with the world today. It took me some time, but I figured out three different reasons that could be the culprit of all our troubles. I would like to know how you feel as well, so when you have…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 13-Don’t Tell Me What to do!

By Ira White / November 16, 2023 /

I don’t like being told what to do! A few days ago, I bought a car. My old one had decomposed and though I loved it dearly, what can you do with a bucket of rust and paint chips? I found a car that was only three years old and was selling for a great…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 12- Banned and not Banned

By Ira White / October 12, 2023 /

My bowels got in an uproar shortly after I got up this morning. No, it wasn’t the chile verde I ate too much of last night. (Damn it was good. I’ve spent 10 years refining the recipe and now it’s so good it embarrasses Mexican cooks). No, what got my loins to burning was the…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 11-Ads for Elders

By Ira White / October 3, 2023 /

The internet is a never-ending circus of amazement and amusement. It is also the source of today’s rant which started when I came across an ad on my timeline for hearing aids. I keep getting all these ads for things like walk-in tubs, adjustable eyeglasses, nose hair removal, etc. The algorithm must think I’m old…

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Rants in the Pants

By Ira White / September 24, 2023 /

Episode 10- Frustration Sometimes I get so angry, I could chew nails. Today, I would chew nails but my hair is on fire. Add an unhealthy dose of confusion to that and you have my current status. What could upset me so much? MFA, also known as 2FA. I didn’t know what this meant either=…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 9 Bomb Shell Revelation Linking Dinosaur Extinction to Climate Boiling

By Ira White / September 15, 2023 /

We know now that cows must go because of the methane they emit at the posterior as well as the carbon dioxide they emit when they breathe. It has been hinted that other animals will need to be euthanized as well including sheep, pigs, goats, dogs, cats and a host of other methane and CO2…

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Rants in the Pants Episode 8

By Ira White / September 11, 2023 /

I have spent my life as a mostly law-abiding citizen who has never done anything to result in my incarceration. Prison is not for me. However, if, God willing, I keep on living for a few more years, it looks as if I might be classified as a felon. The weird turn to all this…

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