Rants in the Pants

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Rants in the Pants Episode 22, Woo- Woooo

By Ira White / March 25, 2024 /

We’ve got a big one today, folks! The world is coming to an end, the stairway to Heaven is full and the only exit is the wide road to Hell. Our grid will be knocked out. The gubmint will unleash highly pathogenic diseases on us. The aliens are coming to take over. If not them…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 21-Useless Inventions #3

By Ira White / March 21, 2024 /

Few people abide by them making them useless.

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 20- Useless Inventions #2

By Ira White / March 14, 2024 /

I have been sorely disappointed by my call at the end of my rant, Useless Inventions #1, for comments on what you readers believe could be a useless invention. I had hoped there would be someone thinking like me who had a particular invention they were at odds with. Well, it didn’t happen. Fortunately, there…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 19- My Mistake

By Ira White / February 29, 2024 /

I made a big mistake. I answered my phone and I said, “yes.” I hope it never happens again but I’m pretty sure it will. I just can’t help myself. The phone rang. I just paid my car and house insurance and was fuming over the increases. How the hell they can raise the premiums…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 18- Useless Inventions #1

By Ira White / February 21, 2024 /

Some inventions are quite handy. Take electric toothbrushes, for instance. I used to think they were just for lazy people, but my dentist assures me that they do a far better job than the manual ones. Since I always brush my teeth first thing after arising from my slumber, I have found electric toothbrushes are…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 17-They Want It All

By Ira White / February 14, 2024 /

Well, the big distraction is over, and it is time for another rant. This one is a doosey!

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 16- Bah Humbug

By Ira White / February 1, 2024 /

Today, I’m going to be a curmudgeon. A lot of people are going to take issue with what I have to say. It doesn’t matter. I’m going to say it anyway. I hate holidays. Even weekends are awful. There is no rest for the wicked and I must be most wicked to have endured. Part…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 15- Downsizing

By Ira White / January 25, 2024 /

Thinking on the throne can be dangerous.

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Rants in the Pants Episode 14- Figured it Out!

By Ira White / January 6, 2024 /

Rants in the Pants, Episode 14 I believe I have figured out what is going on with the world today. It took me some time, but I figured out three different reasons that could be the culprit of all our troubles. I would like to know how you feel as well, so when you have…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 13-Don’t Tell Me What to do!

By Ira White / November 16, 2023 /

I don’t like being told what to do! A few days ago, I bought a car. My old one had decomposed and though I loved it dearly, what can you do with a bucket of rust and paint chips? I found a car that was only three years old and was selling for a great…

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