Mother’s Day, 2095

I love you, my wonderful bot mother. I will always love you like no other. In your plastic womb I was gently held Given all I needed until expelled, A perfect baby clasped to plastic chest Sucking milk from your artificial breast. You taught me all I needed to know And sculpted my body from…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 26-Planet of Apes

With all that’s going on, three wars looking to escalate into a world war, degradation of our environment, degradation of our Constitution, children flocking to centers to get their sex changed and all the other confusing events, what does Hollywood come up with? Another Planet of the Apes movie. It’s not like they had enough…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 25-Double Reverse Immigration

I was watching a clip of great football plays the other day. They were some of the most successful plays made in the last couple of years. My eyes looked at the screen, but my mind wasn’t on it. I kept thinking about those thousands of illegal immigrants flowing across the border, put up in…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 23- Death by Taxes

Tick, tick, tick. The deadline approaches. You can’t help but think of how penalties or jail time might be in your future. Did you do everything legal the past couple of years? Because if you didn’t, Artificial Intelligence will spot it and some of those newly hired IRS agents, armed with their M-16s and 1…

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Rants in the Pants Episode 22, Woo- Woooo

We’ve got a big one today, folks! The world is coming to an end, the stairway to Heaven is full and the only exit is the wide road to Hell. Our grid will be knocked out. The gubmint will unleash highly pathogenic diseases on us. The aliens are coming to take over. If not them…

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Rants in the Pants, Episode 20- Useless Inventions #2

I have been sorely disappointed by my call at the end of my rant, Useless Inventions #1, for comments on what you readers believe could be a useless invention. I had hoped there would be someone thinking like me who had a particular invention they were at odds with. Well, it didn’t happen. Fortunately, there…

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