Last week was a big win for me. I am a winner! It started out with a book scout calling me to ask if I still owned the rights to my book, We Won’t Forget You, Mr. McGillicuddy. When I told him that I did, he proceeded to tell me Powell’s Book store was interested…
I did not write a column last week. I also missed finishing my adventures in Foodland where I nearly bought the farm. I’m sorry. Hopefully, after reading this you will understand and forgive me. You will also understand what flute music has to do with cow pies. I am always on board to educate. It…
Sometimes dancing is more than just a dance.
An Idiots Guide to Spotting a Scam Now I know I ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I got my friend good the other day. He’s that odd guy who reads books that I told you about in the episode about the Tiny Vampire Season. Well, he ran into my yard as excited…
What does this article have to do with the price of beans? If you stick to the end, I’m sure you will figure it out. My steak and hamburger have been hanging on the edge of danger since they decided to move us away from meat and serve bugs, fake meat, and lab grown meat…
One cool trick! This is genius! In only a few seconds a day! You’ll never again! How many times have you seen these proclamations or others like them on the web? Psoriasis, restless leg syndrome, nail fungus, allergies, global warming, cooling your room, you name it. If you have a need, they have the solution…
Now I know you all are already enjoying eating the bugs. I like the ones that are made into a breakfast cereal much like Rice Krispies. So good with maggot milk! But the fake meat isn’t bad either though I like the lab grown meat better. Well, have I got news for you. There is…
Tiny vampires will soon be swarming over us.
