Rants in the Pants, Episode 9 Bomb Shell Revelation Linking Dinosaur Extinction to Climate Boiling

We know now that cows must go because of the methane they emit at the posterior as well as the carbon dioxide they emit when they breathe. It has been hinted that other animals will need to be euthanized as well including sheep, pigs, goats, dogs, cats and a host of other methane and CO2 producing beings. Cows are especially bad for the environment as they are larger, have a higher body temperature and thus emit more noxious gases per pound than most animals. These facts have been presented to us through the WEF by bonner fide experts, learned people we should not question.

With these facts in mind, I want to take you back in time a few million years when behemoths walked the earth. The largest of these animals, whose weight is measured in tons and not pounds, were plant eaters and boy did they consume the plants! They also consumed the oxygen turning it into CO2. Can you imagine how much each of these humongous beasts produced? No, it’s beyond comprehension. But what came out the back end was a tremendous amount of methane that accumulated in the atmosphere. As these gigantic beasts multiplied, the load increased even more.

Now the meat eaters were not exactly blameless. They released a lot of CO2 and methane as well, just not as much per pound as the plant eaters. The accumulation of these gases led to a rise in the planet’s temperature as well as a rise in the toxicity of the atmosphere. To be succinct, it wasn’t a meteor or any other cause that made the dinosaurs extinct. It was the accumulation of heat and toxic air from their breathing and farting that did them in.

In order to escape this trap, we have to use our innate intelligence which is saying get rid of the animals listed above to prevent the build-up of greenhouse gases and the destruction of our species. After some thought and looking at the data above, I think we also might add vegetarians to the list.

To those of you who might be skeptical of my conclusions, the data is revealed above. More of it cannot be made public as it will infringe on proprietary data copyrights or the security of fabricated government prevarications. As I have said before, I am an expert. Trust me. If you wish, visit:

My impressive credentials detailed here should put an end to your skepticism.


  1. Charles Strouss on September 15, 2023 at 7:32 am

    don’t cows emit most of their flatulence through their mouths? I mean seven stomachs and all, it just goes right back out the front door????

    • Ira White on September 15, 2023 at 12:31 pm

      Thank you for your comment! Yes, cows do emit a lot of their flatulence through their mouths but if you have ever been around cows like I have, you have heard them pass the gas out the back door as well.

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