If I hear this phrase one more time today, I’m gonna hurl. Aside from the bad grammar, what the hell is it you got? Grammar Nazis hate phrases like this and so do I. A big problem is that they get overused so much they start to turn your stomach when you hear them. It…
If I were to suggest something musical to listen to while reading this, I would definitely pick “Who Are You,” by the Who. I would suggest this because not only was it a great song, but this was the exact music going through my head in the dream that inspired this piece. It all started…
I got up this morning, tired after tossing and turning all night. How could I keep myself safe? Idiots are provoking Russia (Of course, because they are evil people!) trying to start a nuclear holocaust. Idiots talking about bombing Iran (They are evil, too!). More idiots wanting war with China- another opportunity for nuclear holocaust…
Words hurt. Words can make a salad. Use them with care.
When I was a kid, my brother, Dad and I used to watch World Wrestling Federation matches on the TV. It was a hoot! My brother and I were thrilled big time when Dad took us to the Uptown Arena, a ramshackle place filled with the smell of cigar smoke and stale beer, to see…
I stand with the idea that free peach is the bedrock of our Constipation. Without free peach, all our other nights will fall. Aren’t you tired of seeing or hearing words like this said in this way to avoid censors? Tired of straining your brain trying to figure out what is really being said? I…
Last week was a big win for me. I am a winner! It started out with a book scout calling me to ask if I still owned the rights to my book, We Won’t Forget You, Mr. McGillicuddy. When I told him that I did, he proceeded to tell me Powell’s Book store was interested…
Before we get to the present, we’re going to take a little trip back in time. Imagine the person who invented the first lock proudly presenting it to his king. “Your crown jewels and gold will be safe, my lord, with this device to lock the heavy door to your treasure.” I’ll bet the king…
